Clearly, I am a real duck. Even in Slovenija, ducks come to me. I was sitting on the shore of Lake Bohinj, reading, when a whole flock (can I use flock for ducks?) of ducks came up to be friends with me. Unfortunately, I did not have any bread to give them. They stayed for a little while and then moved on. I liked them.
If only I had my duck hat here. They would have immediately accepted me into their flock. I would have been able to join their community and live with them. Who knows? I can always wonder...
What if I had my duck hat?
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Here's a thought. A deep one:
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
*This is stolen directly from Matt Mikalatos who left it as a comment on my blog.
Hi Andy,
How goes the ministry in the colleges these days? We're praying for you.
Pastor Bruce
I like the "Baby Duck Hat" idea. Although how do you breathe under water for so long? Maybe you should roar like MANZILLA! (errr. ANDYZILLA!) Very imaginative Matt!
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