Gentile-jitsu!!I think that John and I have come up with a novel concept... Gentile-jitsu. No, not jujitsu... gentile-jitsu. For those uninformed people, jujitsu is a martial art that involves using the strength and weight of an opponent to disable him. I have come to a conclusion that jujitsu must be for the common jew, so us gentiles must have an equivilant activity. Hence the creation of gentile-jistu.

You might be wondering why the hyphen in the name. I ask you: doesn't it look easier to pronounce "gentile-jitsu" over "gentilejitsu"? The answer is clear.